Hmm.

Post by **Hippy** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:52 pm

Just had an email from my girlfriend thanking me for delivery. A big box of chocolates, Roses and a bottle of wine. . . .
Trouble is, it wasn't me.
Completely knackered my plans aswell as i'm heading over to her work in about 20 minutes to surprise her with a bunch of flowers (that's it!), i've spent the last week convincing her she's not getting anything. I'm taking her out for a meal tonight.

Do i A: play underhandedly and say 'that's ok, glad you like them' and give my roses to her later over dinner
Or B: Email her back telling her they're not from me
Or C: Say nothing and just go over there and be glad she has another admirer
Or D: Dump the bitch, punch her in the ovaries, run over her cat and insert the roses up her hoop!

Post by **Rasputin** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:59 pm

Well I Love D and would advise that totally, But Normally I would go for B and out do the other guy!

Post by **Jase** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:41 pm

Well now theres a tricky one

Personally I'd take credit for it, enjoy the nice meal and then half way thru the meal tell her thanks for the flowers and chocolates that she sent you earlier in the day and see how she likes it!!!

You have to be the unluckiest guy in the world when it comes to Love!!!!!

Post by **mcmav** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:05 pm

So she got them then

Only joking.

I'd go with option B and see what she does then head down the pub tonight.

Thats my plan well I'm gonna say I'm going down the pub to watch the footie with the compromise that I'll stay in and watch the footie instead to spend time with her

Post by **Hippy** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:21 pm

Well i got there, completely surprised her, shoved my flowers in her face and she seemed happy enough (it's a fair old trek for a lunch hour visit).

She did look completely confused and asked who the other flowers were from, i said, yes, that's what i was going to ask.
Apparently she doesn't know, but she did keep avoiding the subject.

I'm sure it's some little brat she works with who tried to start with me at her christmas party.

Oh well, i dont care, his flowers weren't as nice as mine and i ate half his chocolates and will drink most of his wine later, so i should thank him really.

Post by **mcmav** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:24 pm

Hippy wrote:

Oh well, i dont care, his flowers weren't as nice as mine and i ate half his chocolates and will drink most of his wine later, so i should thank him really.

Result then. Probs is the little scrote.

Post by **Trig** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:27 pm

Who you calling a scrote?

Post by **mcmav** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:29 pm

Maybe she went off you when you lost your locks and had an office romance with a hairier bloke.

Post by **Hippy** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:50 pm

Maybe. . .

Women aren't like that though are they?

Post by **Jase** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:55 pm

Hippy wrote:
Women aren't like that though are they?

You mean shallow, fickle, back stabbing, vindictive, jealous, vicious and unforgiving.....

Nah not at all

Post by **Hippy** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:58 pm

/Points Jo in the direction of this thread

Post by **mcmav** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:07 pm

Emailed her the link

Hope she liked the chocos I sent her aswell and doesnt let jase near them.

Post by **Jase** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:47 pm

McMav wrote: Emailed her the link

Hope she liked the chocos I sent her aswell and doesnt let jase near them.

Thank god someone sent her some!!!