Holiday??
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Hi all
book offer is in the works
day 1
2 hour delay.
aircraft is targeted by twats with lasers on landing we overshoot runway..not funny\(hammer were u in Zante)??
Day 2
forest fires aound hotel where we were staying.aircraft swooping over dumping water from sea on fires.
day 3
cough cough fires not out yet
day 4
sunburnt
day 5
seasick.( trust us to go on a round the island trip on the Titanic)if i close my eyes now..rooom is swaying
day 6
earthquake tremors .at least a 1,000 people on the beach all sat up and said WOAH at the same time.
day 7
flight delayed 2 hours
aircraft has major electrical fault after APU failure.ground staff take out GPU before pilot is ready,causing computer problems on A321(fly by wire )one of passengers goes into cockpit and sorts out problem)
we hit major thunderstorm at 35.000ft over geneva.everyone goes quiet and proceeds to shit themselves as aircraft turns into best rollercoaster i've ever been on.
i need another holiday...in the uk
gus
mejulie
book offer is in the works
day 1
2 hour delay.
aircraft is targeted by twats with lasers on landing we overshoot runway..not funny\(hammer were u in Zante)??
Day 2
forest fires aound hotel where we were staying.aircraft swooping over dumping water from sea on fires.
day 3
cough cough fires not out yet
day 4
sunburnt
day 5
seasick.( trust us to go on a round the island trip on the Titanic)if i close my eyes now..rooom is swaying
day 6
earthquake tremors .at least a 1,000 people on the beach all sat up and said WOAH at the same time.
day 7
flight delayed 2 hours
aircraft has major electrical fault after APU failure.ground staff take out GPU before pilot is ready,causing computer problems on A321(fly by wire )one of passengers goes into cockpit and sorts out problem)
we hit major thunderstorm at 35.000ft over geneva.everyone goes quiet and proceeds to shit themselves as aircraft turns into best rollercoaster i've ever been on.
i need another holiday...in the uk
gus
mejulie
Last edited by M60 Ho on Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:56 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Tell you what, I bet you're glad those other tourists didn't find out that all of those disasters had one thing in common... you!M60 Ho wrote: i need another holiday...in the uk
gus
mejulie
Be sure to let us know when you're taking your next holiday in the UK... please... Aussie here we come...
Just be a nutter... life becomes much more exciting, and people won't expect anything more of you...
Lol
"one of passengers goes into cockpit and sorts out problem"
Passenger performs ctrl.alt.del. Pilot Facepalm
Good to have you back in the country MeJulie.
Lol link for ya <a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/i_heart_me_juli ... 8699925434" target="_blank">Mejulie</a>
"one of passengers goes into cockpit and sorts out problem"
Passenger performs ctrl.alt.del. Pilot Facepalm
Good to have you back in the country MeJulie.
Lol link for ya <a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/i_heart_me_juli ... 8699925434" target="_blank">Mejulie</a>
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hey nellyNellyboy wrote: Lol
"one of passengers goes into cockpit and sorts out problem"
Passenger performs ctrl.alt.del. Pilot Facepalm
Good to have you back in the country MeJulie.
Lol link for ya <a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/i_heart_me_juli ... 8699925434" target="_blank">Mejulie</a>
i ordered 2 ..1 for me 1 for Hammer...a pink 1 for him..
gus
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Hi m8 thanks.nice to be back.Eagle wrote: Nice to have you back m8
And you'll be pleased to know you're not the teaboy anymore
i'll be on later..so warn Hammer my M60 is waitin to rearrange his lower regions.good news about Bush.i can concentrate now on my shooting,rather than perfecting my tea making skillz.
gus