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Hi all
book offer is in the works
day 1
2 hour delay.
aircraft is targeted by twats with lasers on landing we overshoot runway..not funny\(hammer were u in Zante)??
Day 2
forest fires aound hotel where we were staying.aircraft swooping over dumping water from sea on fires.
day 3
cough cough fires not out yet
day 4
sunburnt :wub:
day 5
seasick.( trust us to go on a round the island trip on the Titanic)if i close my eyes now..rooom is swaying
day 6
earthquake tremors .at least a 1,000 people on the beach all sat up and said WOAH at the same time.
day 7
flight delayed 2 hours
aircraft has major electrical fault after APU failure.ground staff take out GPU before pilot is ready,causing computer problems on A321(fly by wire )one of passengers goes into cockpit and sorts out problem)
we hit major thunderstorm at 35.000ft over geneva.everyone goes quiet and proceeds to shit themselves as aircraft turns into best rollercoaster i've ever been on.

i need another holiday...in the uk :wub:
gus
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M60 Ho wrote: i need another holiday...in the uk :wub:
gus
mejulie
Tell you what, I bet you're glad those other tourists didn't find out that all of those disasters had one thing in common... you! :lol:

Be sure to let us know when you're taking your next holiday in the UK... please... :ph34r: Aussie here we come... Image
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Lol

"one of passengers goes into cockpit and sorts out problem"


Passenger performs ctrl.alt.del. Pilot Facepalm :fish: :boff:


Good to have you back in the country MeJulie.

Lol link for ya <a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/i_heart_me_juli ... 8699925434" target="_blank">Mejulie</a>


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Nellyboy wrote: Lol

"one of passengers goes into cockpit and sorts out problem"
Passenger performs ctrl.alt.del. Pilot Facepalm :fish: :boff:
Good to have you back in the country MeJulie.

Lol link for ya <a href="http://www.zazzle.co.uk/i_heart_me_juli ... 8699925434" target="_blank">Mejulie</a>
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hey nelly
i ordered 2 ..1 for me 1 for Hammer...a pink 1 for him..

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Post by Eagle »

Nice to have you back m8 :)

And you'll be pleased to know you're not the teaboy anymore
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Eagle wrote: Nice to have you back m8 :)

And you'll be pleased to know you're not the teaboy anymore
Hi m8 thanks.nice to be back.
i'll be on later..so warn Hammer my M60 is waitin to rearrange his lower regions.good news about Bush.i can concentrate now on my shooting,rather than perfecting my tea making skillz.

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Ho down, Ho down! :2t:
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Is there a barn dance on??? :unsure:
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Tumble wrote: Is there a barn dance on??? :unsure:

there was but hammer fell off the roof :D

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Oh.. I see. Did he manage to hit the floor or did he miss that too? ;)
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Tumble wrote: Oh.. I see. Did he manage to hit the floor or did he miss that too? ;)
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hi Tumble
it was a BC2 map,so he went straight through the floor and came up out of the water in Valpraiso..

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M60 Ho wrote: i

hi Tumble
it was a BC2 map,so he went straight through the floor and came up out of the water in Valpraiso..

gus :D

:unsure: nope... don't follow. Never mind :)
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